hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

I WANT TO BLOG MORE BUT IM NOT HOME AND MY APP KEEPS CRASHING AFTER EVERY POST I SEE UGHHHHH

orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

my grandmother was reading the newspaper and said”HEY i know this chinese guy. He used to ride the bus with me. he was nice. I wonder why he’s in the paper?” She read a bit and then said”oh. He killed somone”
……….um ok then?

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

my sister was showing me pictures of jensen and jared because she wants to know who i find more attractive when my grandma walks behind and sees jensen and says”WHO is this so attractive man!?”

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

Is that Peter capaldi

IS KISSING SOMEONE AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS???

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

  • The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
  • can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

    surmounts:

    You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.