happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
I WANT TO BLOG MORE BUT IM NOT HOME AND MY APP KEEPS CRASHING AFTER EVERY POST I SEE UGHHHHH
my grandmother was reading the newspaper and said”HEY i know this chinese guy. He used to ride the bus with me. he was nice. I wonder why he’s in the paper?” She read a bit and then said”oh. He killed somone”
……….um ok then?
my sister was showing me pictures of jensen and jared because she wants to know who i find more attractive when my grandma walks behind and sees jensen and says”WHO is this so attractive man!?”
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
Is that Peter capaldi
IS KISSING SOMEONE AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS???
Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.